can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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