There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Just high enough for therapy.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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