Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
he wants to bone in the snuggie
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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