Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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