so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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