i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
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