just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
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