i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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