I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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