Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
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