: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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