he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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