There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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