i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
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