this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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