i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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