mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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