Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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