Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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