ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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