Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Terrible idea I love it
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
