Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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