she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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