So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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