I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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