did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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