Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
whose ass print is on the piano?
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
You can't just leave with hair like that
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
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