Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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