I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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