when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
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