Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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