ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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