belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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