Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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