You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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