i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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