shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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