A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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