Nicole vs. Life
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
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