Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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