thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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