Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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