Midget sex pt 2 tonight
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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