Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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