Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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