So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Randomize
