Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
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