my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Randomize
