he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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