My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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