that's an acceptable place to lick
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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