Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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