A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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