Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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