he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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